Remember everyone's favorite (or most hated?) little animated paperclip helper from the late ‘90s that always popped up when you least needed it? He’s back and he’s got something to say!

These funny NSFW vinyl stickers feature everyone’s favorite retro desktop assistant reimagined with a wicked sense of humor. Choose from two versions:
Shady Clippy: “It looks like you’re a dumb bitch. Would you like help with that?”
Pervy Clippy: “It looks like you’ve been jerking off to porn instead of working. Clippy likes to watch.”

Each sticker measures 3 inches, printed on glossy waterproof vinyl that’s perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or your office monitor (for maximum chaos if you choose to risk a HR warning LOL)

A must-have for anyone who loves 1990s tech nostalgia, dark humor, or retro computer aesthetics.

Warning: For adults with a sense of humor (not safe for HR departments) 

Prefer to wear your clippy or a different way to display a clippy? Check out the dangle earrings, holiday ornament, lapel pin or large frig magnets also available!