No false humility. No inside voice.
This neon pink participation award keychain is a loud, shiny trophy for being THAT BITCH; alive, thriving, and fully aware of it.
Featuring bold engraved lettering that reads “Baddest Bitch Alive,” this participation rosette ribbon-style keychain serves confidence, chaos, and main-character energy in the best way possible. It’s not motivational. It’s declarative.
You didn’t earn this award.
You are the award.
💖 Details
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Neon pink & white engraving plastic (glows under black light!)
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Matching white enamel-plated split key ring
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Size: 1.75” x 2.4"
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Laser cut & assembled by hand
👑 Perfect For
Attach it to your keys, bag, or zipper pull and let the universe know exactly who the fuck it’s dealing with